He is the lurkest lurker
that ever lurked!

One day, this website will have exciting things like ✦content✦ and creative stuff, but alas, they are not here yet.

Using this website on a mobile device is not recommended.

  • Cat wants to sit on my keyboard
  • Outsourcing my cognition…
  • Oh, no. Another war!
  • The end is never the end…

    I’m thinking about buying a game controller for my phone. I recently downloaded some ROMs on it, and now they’re my go-to mobile games because they aren’t online-only or paid (yar har, fiddledeedee!). However, playing them on the touchscreen is horrible, and I need to rest my phone on something to use a traditional controller. So, I’m searching for one that I can connect to my phone and play Sonic 2.

    25 July 2025

    I feel like I should be doing something right now, but I have no idea what to do…

    22 June 2024

    Cloudy day sunsets are just as pretty as sunsets on sunny days. You see how everything slowly darkens. The once uniform white sunlight turns into a soft, diffuse blue light. It gives you a feeling of serenity and closure.

    Or maybe it’s just me, sick of these 37-degree days.

    13 November 2023